Now Offering Custom Poetry

Can't find the words to express your feelings to that special someone?

Want to give her a unique, creative gift that says you care--but you slept through English class?

You could pay $5 for a greeting card that she'll throw away tomorrow; you could just stew in unarticulated angst while she decides to go out with that other guy; or you can contact me. Together we'll discuss your unique situation and then I'll draft a poem that meets your needs.

The best part is I'm not joking.

Of course, there's no guarantee my words will solve your romantic or emotional problems. But you will leave with a document that expresses how you feel.

More expensive than a greeting card? Yes. Because you're paying for my time, creativity, and discretion. Custom poetry is not for everyone--and if you're inspired to write your own poem and give it to her, terrific. But, guys, think of what I'm offering as a bouquet of words instead of roses, only your custom poem is something that will not dry up and die. If it flops, you can both laugh about how silly it was and move on. Mission accomplished: she knows you care. But if it really works, then you've just earned your way into the heart of the one you love. And who can put a price on that?

Please plan well in advance if you want to give your poem as a holiday gift, especially for Christmas, New Year's, or Valentine's Day.

In order to meet in person for your initial consultation, this offer is limited to persons in southeastern Wisconsin.

Serious inquiries only, please.